Tag: Square Enix

spot_img

Final Fantasy XIV Player Doesn’t Understand Why They Cannot Keep a Job

The day started unlike any other for one Final Fantasy XIV player on Balmung. Their alarm begrudgingly awoke them from their quality two hours...

Experts Predict Rising Birth Rates During Next FFXIV Content Drought

Birth rates have steadily declined since Millennials came of age to actually poop out Lalafell-sized potatoes (babies come from the butt, right?). However, top...

Your Favorite FFXIV NPCs And Their Favorite Fast Food Places

We spend so much time arguing over our favorite NPCs that we don’t talk about the important things, like what their favorite fast food...

FFXIV Developers Should Ban Former World of Warcraft Players

As the title suggests, it’s time to require proof during registration of the hit MMORPG, Final Fantasy XIV, that players did not previously come...