The Release of Malcolm Bivens Means We’ll Never Get to Watch Scooby-Doo WrestleMania Mystery Together

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While everyone mourns the losses of more names from the black and gold era of NXT, one that is particularly surprising is Malcolm Bivens. Bivens, the most fun character we created in WWE 2K22 to virtually dethrone Roman Reigns and end his reign as champion, was a manager we thought would move to the main roster eventually and be the mouthpiece for talented heels.

Why Was Malcolm Bivens Released?

Malcolm Bivens and Xia Li
Malcolm Bivens and Xia Li

While it’s a shocker for many of us that Malcolm Bivens will no longer grace our screens as a manager for fledgling groups, he already had a foot out the door. Malcolm Bivens decided not to renew his contract and, instead, go out the way any man should: Simping Xia Li.

What About Scooby-Doo WrestleMania Mystery?

In one of the best #BussitChallenges to ever give us blue balls, Malcolm Bivens tells us that instead of watching (the now released) Dakota Kai gets down, we should watch Scooby-Doo WrestleMania Mystery together. Now, we may never know what watching the movie will be like with Malcolm Bivens. Imagine the commentary once John Cena comes on the screen. “Why is no one standing next to Scooby-Doo?” Malcolm Bivens would say. It’s an overused joke based on a meme based on his wrestling gimmick, but Malcolm Bivens would somehow make it funny.
 
And it’ll forever be an experience we may never get.

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