Who Would Have The Hottest Bars In A Rap Battle?

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We’re blessed to be alive alongside the greatest wordsmiths in history. Forget about Edgar Allan Poe or William Shakespeare, we have a merc with a mouth, a card-playing Elf, and other characters we can’t physically punch in the face. What if they were to get together on stage to go face to face in a rap battle? Who would win? Let’s look at each one and why they’d hold their own in a rap battle.

Yoda

Who Would Have The Hottest Bars In A Rap Battle - Starwars Yoda
“Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.”

Yoda was betrayed, watched almost all of his friends and colleagues die, and spent the rest of his life alone in a swamp. The dude has a chip on his shoulder.

Deadpool

Who Would Have The Hottest Bars In A Rap Battle - Deadpool
“I want to die a natural death at the age of 102 – like the city of Detroit.”

If you were as ugly as Deadpool, you’d have to rely on your words since you don’t have much else going on.

Rick Sanchez

Who Would Have The Hottest Bars In A Rap Battle - Rick Sanchez
“I’m a scientist; because I invent, transform, create, and destroy for a living, and when I don’t like something about the world, I change it.”

This old man would kill his own family for Szechuan sauce. He knows there are millions of universes he can pull them from. Don’t test him.

Urianger

Who Would Have The Hottest Bars In A Rap Battle - Urianger
“He that holdeth fast unto his convictions shall never count betrayal amongst his crimes, though all the world may call him villain. My path is unchanged; my creed sacrosanct. This I believe with all my heart.”

I have no idea what he’s saying half the time, like most mumble rappers.

Who would have the hottest bars in a rap battle?

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