You Have to Have a Very High IQ To Complain About FFXIV Housing

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Didn’t get a house in FFXIV during the last bid cycle? You shouldn’t blame the FFXIV housing system. To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand FFXIV housing. The system is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics, most of the explanations for a bad housing system will go over a typical viewer’s head.

There’s also Yoshi-P’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. People who have FFXIV houses understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of his explanation for FFXIV housing, to realize that it’s not just truth- it says something deep about LIFE.

As a consequence, people who dislike the FFXIV housing system truly ARE idiots- of course, they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humor in Yoshi-P’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Naoki Yoshida’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, I DO have a Yoshi-P tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then, they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

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