Final Fantasy XIV Player Doesn’t Understand Why They Cannot Keep a Job

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The day started unlike any other for one Final Fantasy XIV player on Balmung. Their alarm begrudgingly awoke them from their quality two hours of sleep after pulling an all-nighter on FFXIV despite knowing they worked early. In the twenty minutes they could have spent getting ready for work, they instead contemplated whether or not they needed a job.

Of course, they needed a job, fantasias are not free. Neither is the subscription to the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV. With an expanded free trial, which you can play through the entirety of A Realm Reborn and the award-winning Heavensward expansion up to level 60 for free with no restrictions on playtime.

Unfortunately, their story for calling out was met with questions. The FFXIV player forgot to keep track of how many fake family members they have killed off to call out. “How many uncles does this make now?” Their employer questioned them suspiciously over the phone.


“You’re fired.”

Another job down the drain.

Another couple of weeks spent on Indeed applying for jobs, not getting any calls back, and blaming it on “the job market.”

What could the problem possibly be? The FFXIV player questioned.

No idea.

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