FFXIV Raid Leader Puts “Raid Leading” On Their Resume

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Sometimes we need things to pad our resumes. If we’re playing FFXIV over ten hours a day, then we clearly don’t have much else going on. Unfortunately, FFXIV isn’t free. While the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV, with an expanded free trial which you can play through the entirety of A Realm Reborn and the award winning Heavensward expansion up to level 60 for free with no restrictions on playtime is free up to level 60, we need to start shelling out money to not only afford the game monthly but for changing our characters from big burly Roegadyn to smol dragon grills.

In the case of one raid leader, they needed to pick up a part-time job to afford the exuberant monthly subscription. Unfortunately for the raid leader, they couldn’t justify asking for an allowance at the ripe age of 29 from their parents, and pocketing change when they go to the store for milk and hoping their mother doesn’t ask for change back is no longer lucrative because of Apple Pay.

Because of how comfortable they became over the past decade with the NEET lifestyle, they don’t really have much to put on their resume other than their experience as a raid leader in FFXIV.

“Six years of experience with raid leading. Time management. Organizational skills. Passive-aggressive responses when a raid member needed a mental health day. High school GPA of 1.8. 2 semesters of random community college-level classes.”

After applying for jobs that they were woefully underqualified for, they finally sent their applications to fast food places for the memes only to get offers for assistant management positions. Not caring about an employee’s mental health?

You’re hired!

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