Chris Pratt’s Mario Movie Delay Gives Us More Time To Prog Dragonsong Ultimate

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Never fear adventurers, we know the long-awaited Super Mario movie voiced by Chris Pratt was the only thing on our minds since it was announced, but now we have more time to focus on the Dragonsong Ultimate Raids coming in 6.11

“There are no ifs in history, yet man is wont to cast his mind towards the path not walked.” Thus spoke the wandering minstrel, and at his urging, you reflect upon bygone trials with newfound perspective. Your imagination stirred by the man’s masterfully woven verse, you dream of an alternate conclusion to the Dragonsong War…” This “Ultimate” level difficulty raid, known simply as “Dragonsong’s Reprise (Ultimate)” will pit the best players in the world against bosses that average players could not fathom (since we still struggle with The Final Steps of Faith in Duty Finder).

Fortunately, Miyamoto announced on the Nintendo of America Twitter account that the Super Mario Bros. film would be delayed until April 28th.

Final Fantasy XIV Fans Can Now Focus on The Dragonsong’s Reprise

Nintendo Chris Meledandri on Illumination’s Twitter account

After confirmation from Chris Meledandri on Illumination’s Twitter account, FFXIV players everywhere can breathe a sigh of relief knowing they can put 100% of their focus into The Dragonsong’s Reprise.

Ultimate Raids in Final Fantasy XIV are mostly geared for hardcore players. These players need to eat, sleep, and breathe raiding. There is no time to focus on menial worries, such as Chris Pratt’s Super Mario Bros. Film or job applications. We are all still recovering after the second Sonic Movie blew us away in theaters with how Idris Elba oozes testosterone, even as an Echidna.

Now that we can push this Super Mario Bros. movie into the deepest recesses of our memories along with what happened in our childhoods that made us this way, we can now focus on internally screaming when we see Hraesvelgr and Nidhogg burning our loins. Thanks, Shiva.

Disclaimer: Please recognize tongue-in-cheek humor.

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