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The Official Response To Dragonsong’s Reprise Ultimate World First Clears

First of all, congratulations to Team Neverland for winning the DSR Ultimate Race. See, that wasn’t so hard, devs. But honestly, you should have...

Father Will not Let Man Marry His Daughter Unless He Clears Dragonsong Ultimate

I thought I felt inadequate watching hardcore racers attempt the Dragonsong Ultimate World Clear racing. Imagine knowing that ultimate content based on a story...

Square Enix Sheds Its Reputation as A Poser and Focuses on Catgirls

A “poser,” you know how old the writer of this is, but that doesn’t change the point: Square Enix is finally done assuming they...

Who Could Daniel Radcliffe Play in A Final Fantasy XIV Movie?

In a movie, no one really asked for, on a streaming service two people watch: Daniel Radcliffe will play the role of Weird Al...

Target Caught Simping Aymeric

Whether it’s an inattentive social media manager who forgot to switch accounts or a ploy to get us to shop at the big box...

Naoki Yoshida Provides an Update on A Graphics Update for Final Fantasy XIV

A graphical update is coming to Final Fantasy XIV, and for the 5 people who legitimately own a PlayStation 5 without buying it from...

The Worst FFXIV Tinder Date

Tinder isn’t exactly a place one would think to find other FFXIV players. The horniest of players stay around the crystal at Limsa Lominsa...

FFXIV Director Wants People to Be Nice To Each Other While Brutally Murdering Each Other Over Crystals

Final Fantasy XIV, the hit game that prides itself on being the lone wholesome MMORPG in a lineup that includes World of Warcraft and...

Watching Dragonsong’s Reprise Racers Makes Me Feel So Inadequate at Final Fantasy XIV

We are facing Thordan once again in FFXIV, but this time: He is on steroids. After watching Game of Thrones and learning how to...

Chris Pratt’s Mario Movie Delay Gives Us More Time To Prog Dragonsong Ultimate

Never fear adventurers, we know the long-awaited Super Mario movie voiced by Chris Pratt was the only thing on our minds since it was...

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